Here is a sex toy that answers all the wonderful fruit without the fructose fantasies you've been having. You know you like fruit. Everyone likes fruit. But do you *like* like fruit? Does fruit get you hard as a rock?
Ummm...me neither. But if it did...then I would want to get this Fruit Masturbator, right? I mean, it's the fruit equivalent of the blow up sex doll. And blow up sex dolls are super sexy, right? It's almost better than finding an actual girl. And you know what is even harder to find? A fruit that won't reject just because you are not only not of the same species but you are not even an plant!
Well, to save you from the horrid silence of fruit rejection...then fruit masturbators are definitely the way to go.