Vajaculate Jesus: the 2nd Cumming

If you build it, she will cum:

Now there are some interesting things here. First off, it is titled, "How to Vajaculate." Omg. Why have I not heard that word before! Vajaculate. Vaj-jac-u-late. VAJACULATE!!!  Soooo yummy and perfect. I like vajaculate more than squirting or female ejaculation or even shejaculation. Why? Shejaculation is 5 syllables and vajaculate is 4. Ok, Shejaculate is 4. So maybe they are even.

But it beats the hell out of Female ejaculation which is just awkward as hell. And squirting has all sorts of non-sexual connotations which I don't like -- as everything should be sexual or sensual. Am I right?

Nina Hartley is in this video too...and she's just fucking awesome. Right up there with Annie Sprinkle...but an awful lot hotter.  Side note: many porn careers end at 23 because the actress is 'too old' which is totally fucking ludicrous.   I mean, Sasha Grey retired from porn and stated that the porn industry is incredibly ageist.  But if a 25 year old girl mad sex skills isn't sexier than an 18 year old virgin with little confidence...there is something really messed up about that.  Back to Nina Hartley. Nina just had her 56th birthday. And if you don't think she's gained skills and is far more talented than the average porn star...you don't understand how maturity works.  I bet she's more emotionally nurturing and wise than any girl just entering porn...so there's that too.   I guess what I am saying is, if the body isn't as ideal, she gains it in awesome.  And Nina has had a terrific, sex positive life. She's oversexed and the ultimate MILF.

This hilarious video is just a good example of the awesomeness of Nina Hartley. And I love how she is an advocate of teaching female ejaculation. Er, vajaculation, sorry, my bad.

This is a great visualization of where to find the g-spot too. Just think of the tent.

And I also really liked that they refer to the female sex organs as the Vaginal-Clitoral-Vulva-Complex or VCVC. Now to cum up with a better name than that. That is one or two syllables. Like...Vacva.  As she is a complete package and we should address her as such. ;)

The one thing I didn't like was the whole patriarchy thing...which led to men losing the right to vote?? Seriously, WTF?!! Even joking about taking rights away is incredibly damaging -- if a slightly sexist video joked about removing women's right to vote people would lose their fucking minds.  And changing the gender doesn't make it any better. If feminists think it's OK for people to talk about removing women's right to vote, then sure, they can joke about guys losing their voice in society.  But I just don't think that is the case and the amount of venom that would be spit by feminists towards a guy hinting that women should lose the right to vote is greater than the total amount of vajaculate spilled worldwide this year.

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