Shocker: Sexist Men like Huge Tits

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For the guys who have no sense of proper proportion
Here is a shocker. The University of Westminster published an article in February on the sexist attitudes of men compared to their breast size preference.     And guess what? The most sexist men liked the biggest breasts! Unbelievable. Thank you science for that shocking and unexpected insight.

Because men of different ethnicity and sexual orientations prefer different bust sizes as 'ideal' the researchers decided just to poll straight white guys.  (But I do have to wonder...what breast size is the preference of gay white guys?? My hypothesis is 'more than an handful is a waste').   The men were shown 3D models of women who had different breast sizes with all other factors kept constant. The computer models were viewed from 360 degrees.  Then the man picked the tits he most wanted to spray his jizz over...er, I mean, the bust he found most attractive.

Then the men were surveyed on their hostility to women, relationship values between men and
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Allegedly 'perfect' but to me: 'too big to date'

women, how 'benevolent sexist'  he was (aka women should have traditional roles such as housewife or be part of the subservient class) and how much he objectified women. 

Here's the results!

 37.2% --Medium
Most men preferred 'medium' sized breasts the most. (Not the largest girls, pay attention!)

24.4% -- Large

19.1% -- Very Large

15.5% -- Small

8.3% -- Very small

Not bad but could be smaller. :)
Now notice how almost 25% of guys like prefer small and very small boobs? That's equal to the amount that like 'very large' breasts'.   So yay small boobs! (I am definitely a huge fan of the 'very small' variety followed by small, then medium...then the scale drops off for me and large and very large can go fuck themselves with some 70s bush. *barf*

Now there was also a correlation with younger men liking bigger boobs more often.

Anyhow, men who were the most sexist in all categories were strongly correlated with liking 'very large' boobs and the correlation goes all the way down the chain with the guys liking very small boobs being the least sexist. Nice. Maybe I'm not such a sexist pig after all? (Oh wait, it is not a 100% correlation :/ )

The researchers thought that 'traditional femininity' was the factor that most attracted the sexist guys and that the more feminine the woman looked, the weaker and meeker she appeared to him.  Interesting...because when I see very small boobs (on a small frame) I think that the girl is the most feminine and beautiful...so sleek and slender.  Also -- from an independent study  by the University of Wroclaw, men who liked the smallest breasts were most likely to have long term, successful committed relationships.

But guys in general did seem to associate large breasts with weakness. Worse, the most benevolent
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sexism also were most likely to perceive their view of women as positive.  (Somehow, I don't think this is positive from the bottom line perspective of paying women 23% less because of their...um...not sure if it is breasts or genitals. I will go with genitals for such a large pay cut.)  And men who like large and very large breasts are most likely to have shorter, less stable relationships with greater infidelity (from the same University of Wroclaw study.)

Or, from a separate but favorite study: men did tend to choose larger boobs more often -- when they were hungry!! Bahaha. Old habits die hard!






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