|Booze, check. Public, check. Deep kiss, check.|
|Everything you need.|
So what is an Austrian kiss? It is simply a drunken, passionate public kiss. Austrian kisses are very common after 1 am in every bar, ever. Especially true in Kaktus Club, Vienna, Austria. Americans will know this as 'public display of affection' and I was once with a girl somewhere on the East Coast and she warned me that we might get a ticket for PDA and I was baffled till she explained it to me...then I was more baffled. Apparently you can get fined for public kissing in the USA because...y'know, land of the free and all that good stuff.
|Ja, I am a hot Austrian|