I loved the word as it seemed so perfect to describe the experience. I would be shocked if you masturbation wasn't in the top 5 ways to procrastinate and so it deserves its own word. If I am late for something, procrasturbation is the most likely cause. This is especially true for students who go off to write a paper on a source of every form of pornography known to mankind. Fap fap fap.
So tell me, do you have a problem with proasterbating? Has procrasturbation made you late for anything major?