Love Ewe

Dirty Deeds, done with sheep.

The Love Ewe is one of those wonderful sex dolls that make you wonder, "Does anyone actually use sex dolls?"   And we all secretly suspect the answer is yes.   The Love Eve is one such doll...in sheep's clothing.  Yes, a sheep shaped blow up sex doll.    This is a must have sex toy if you are into humilation play ...as making a slave have sex with this (while filming it) is definitely 'extremely degrading BDSM' :) And it's much cheaper than a Real Doll.

You can get it at muttonbone.com  because that website name is not funny in any way.


Features include:
A) Tail
B) Garters (this one I have issue with as I assume sheep purists don't want their sheep wearing anything remotely human...but then again, what do I know about this??
C) Anatomically correct hole.  (Note: this is according to the website but I googled it...and you are definitely sodomizing this sheep...not that there's anything wrong with that.)  
D) Sheep head
E) Ears for grip
F) Thick genuine vinyl
G) Double bonded seems
H) Pressure valve
I) smooth (this also seems like a drawback for purists)
J) Legs are not just tacked on like inferior animal models...they are integrated into the body so you can run your hands all over her, sliding from the small of her back to her pelvic girdle <3


(Lyrics)
(to the tune of AC/CD - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap)
If you're havin trouble with you barnyard friends 
Youve got a thing for ewes 
Been countin sheep but you're not in bed 
Heres what you gotta do:
Get out the barn stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don't ring 976-BAAA 
That kind of loves a crime! Hey,
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
My friend Larry has a little lamb 
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps braggin bout her night and day 
Someone should tell him, No,
Look at the flock they're all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece Give them some peace.
Don't be a barn door man! No.
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Velcro gloves Knee pads Late-night dates
Done with sheep!
Warning signs Electric fences High Voltage!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Don't tell em what I've done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!
(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherds coming!)

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